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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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"The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom’s big!"

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Welcome back Banana Split, Lemon Freckles & Whaspberry! 🍌🍋#cupcakes #spring #vegan #melbourne #fitzroy #theresnoemojiforraspberry

I have so many anchors. #somany #somany (at Festival Hall, Melbourne)


It’s Melbourne’s 179th birthday today - Happy Melbourne Day - may the birthday gods bless our amazing city with eternal youth and beauty.

Images by oh.yes.melbourne

(Reblogged from andiwill)

Sassy potato chips 👉😏👉

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

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There is no good and evil there is only power


There is no good and evil there is only power

(Reblogged from fandoms-fiction-and-fairytails)

Felt a bit like Old MacDonald today. 🐶🐱🐭🐰🐸🐻🐷🐮🐼🐞🐝🐤 #cupcakes #vegan #animals #melbourne #fitzroy #handmade #customorder


North American River Otters

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Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.


remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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Come in and try our new hazelnut hot chocolate! They’re yum! 😋#hotchocolate #hazelnut #drinks #vegan

New slice! #passionfruit #groot #slice #vegan #babygroot #guardiansofthegalaxy #marvel